Some PTR while you work as a part of the Corporate Industry
Disclaimer :
- Subject to change from person to person.
- No Pun intended.
Scene :
3:00 a.m. in the night. When the surroundings are quiet, with the radio playing in the background and thoughts combating, blogger.com is the only rescue.
1. Never say 'no' to an upcoming opportunity, even if the visibility is zero. 'Jugad' is the normal backup these days.
2. Also, do not say 'YES' to all that has been asked of you; otherwise, you may be mistaken for cheap 24*7-support labour.
3. Showcasing your work is important, but bluffs won't carry you to the top floor of the Eiffel Tower.
4. Never send the true status of your hi-fi status. This would enable cops to place rat traps around you.
5. The pen will always be mightier than the sword. Dig your brains a little to understand. Even 6-month-old kids learn all by themselves at a daycare centre these days! *Joke guys!!*.
6. Fight for your rights. The food will not be served on your plate.
P.S. 1: The 4th point was on work ethics, and the 5th point is self-respect regulations.
7. None of your colleagues' have a speed-breaker in their tongue, and your tongue does not have a roll-back facility.
8. Diwaaron ke bhi kaan hote hai.
9. The scariest of all: You never know who is on the other side of your virtual world!.
P.S. 2: Why did I write this article?
The reason is that thoughts, if they come to mind, should not be recirculated within. This may create confusion and further wrong conclusions and eventually end up disturbing mind-peace. Also, I am too lazy to take out my diary and write the same.
~~PS: I love my work ("partially," as depicted in the picture shown below). Opinions invited. Critics, stay away!!. It is just a harmless creature's opinion. ~~
Keep the work thoughts at bay ..else you will be haunted and disturbed 24*7
ReplyDeleteAlso, its like 3am :P
So dream a little... a little more... warm fuzzy thoughts !!
Anyway.. the PTR's are quite apt in most situations..
A few more pointers for your benefit
"Your colleagues aren't your bff's .. sadly ! And sadly they won't be benevolent to you despite all the goodness in their heart.
"Never date your colleagues or share too much details with them.. might haunt you later"
:P :P
@ Cool Calvin :P - Highlighting the first part of your last pointer ... Never thought so! but as you say, its like never never ever! :P
ReplyDeleteUnless you think he's like the one.... your prince charming.. :P :)
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